I used to think American Horror Story was effed up

reginalocksley:

Then I watched Hemlock Grove

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im-startingwithme:

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me 

And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

ridge:

LMAO IM SO DONE

ridge:

LMAO IM SO DONE

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

adrnired:

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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diobrandovore:

Youtubes april fools prank is beyond next level

justintimbertits:

illumahottie:

pissogyny:

babeobaggins:

I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGG

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Why am I laughing this is the anti Christ

the-vashta-nerada:

chronukkahlylate:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny

the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car

what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny

i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident

simmerdwn:

when someone doesn’t like 5sos

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when someone doesn’t treat 5sos with respect

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"luke is the only hot one"

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"5 es oh es"

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ashotons:

the same girl that tricked ashton into kissing her on the lips also tried the same trick on michael and wrote luke a note with her number on it that said “call me. not maybe, just call me” this my dear friends is the best example of a person that is 102% creepy and that has 0% knowledge of what boundaries are

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

1dpreferencesforyouu:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

is that green thing ok

1dpreferencesforyouu:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

is that green thing ok

twinkleofafadingstar:

do u remember that one time that dean winchester screamed about how he wanted the world to end because his little brother was lying dead on a dirty mattress in an abandoned ghost town