Then I watched Hemlock Grove
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
This is the best post I’ve ever read
LMAO IM SO DONE
my physics teacher loves april fools day
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
Youtubes april fools prank is beyond next level
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Why am I laughing this is the anti Christ
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny
i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident
when someone doesn’t like 5sos
when someone doesn’t treat 5sos with respect
"luke is the only hot one"
"5 es oh es"
the same girl that tricked ashton into kissing her on the lips also tried the same trick on michael and wrote luke a note with her number on it that said “call me. not maybe, just call me” this my dear friends is the best example of a person that is 102% creepy and that has 0% knowledge of what boundaries are
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
do u remember that one time that dean winchester screamed about how he wanted the world to end because his little brother was lying dead on a dirty mattress in an abandoned ghost town